Headlines today are so obtuse when written in Russian. Look for the rest of today’s story on Page 3A of Sun Sentinel for the story,: “Asdf asdf asdfasdfm Russia.”

(My next press release headline just happens to be Ntb Ntb & ntbntbgfm)

n Don’t worry. I still plan on renewing my subscription. It is virtually impossible to adhere to yesterday’s standards. I just can’t help myself though… sometimes it is genuine fun to point a few out.