Identity Theft

Forget “peace of mind,” when it comes to identity theft — they just took my entire brain as well, which is a little dysfunctional. I’m going to accept the fact that one day there will be dozens of Linda Hamburgers walking around with zero bank balances and wearing all sorts of clothing from different malls from different parts of the world.

Happy New Year. I look forward to reading our favorite news writers throughout 2014.

Linda Hamburger

On Call PR / South Florida Public Relations Network

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